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Why Invest in Laughter

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Why Invest in Laughter

It is impossible to worry while you're laughing.

Humor cuts stress levels in half.

Laughing helps you to stay happy and healthy and
helps you return to good health when ill.

Laughter increases, by 20%, the activity of killer cells within
the body which serve to destroy viruses and tumor cells.

Train yourself to look for the comedy in your chaos.

A sense of humor is the number one survival skill.

George Bernard Shaw once said, "When you find something
funny search it for hidden truth."

"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient
while nature cures the disease." Voltaire

Humor helps us cope, conquer, and carry on.

A good laugh is not only the result of humor,
it is often also the cause.

The body heals with play, the mind heals with
laughter and the spirit heals with joy.

The best exercise is jumping for joy.

"Joy is the serious business of heaven." C.S. Lewis.

We begin to solve our problems when we
begin to see the humor in them.

"Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods."
Japanese proverb.

When we feel like laughing the least , we need it most.

If it feels good to laugh, then laugh to feel good.

A sense of humor is not inherited, it is learned.

Need to Know The Complete Picture Before U Open your Mouth

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Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him.

She says "Hello!!!". He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from.

So he says..."do you know me???"... to which she replies..." I think
you're the father of one of my kids"....

Completely shocked...the guy's mind travels back to the only time when
he was unfaithful to his wife and says..." My God!... are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that i made love to on the pool
table???!!"

Confused... she looks into his eyes and says calmly..." No... I am your
son's teacher"

Moral Of The Story ........ Need to Know The Complete Picture Before U
Open your Mouth

My first time......

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MY
FIRST TIME----

It
Was my first time ever

And I'll
never forget

I'd do it
again

Without a
single regret.

The sky was
dark

The moon
was high

We were all
alone

Just she
and I.

Her hair
was soft

Her eyes
were blue

I knew just
what

She wanted
to do.

Her skin so
soft

Her legs so
fine

I ran my
fingers

Down her
spine.

I didn't
know how

But I tried
my best

I started
by placing

My hands on
her
breast.

I remember
my fear

My fast
beating heart

But slowly
she spread

Her legs
apart.

And when I
did it
I felt no shame

All at
once

The white
stuff came.

At last
it's finished

It's all
over now

My first
time ever

At milking
a cow...

Don't Attend calls

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Problems of De-forestation - [ Save Trees ]

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Hilarious Airport Security Scanners

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Negotiating with God

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Negotiating with God

God came and asked me for a wish

I told GOD: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!

GOD said: But for 4 days only....!

I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.

GOD said: 3 days...

I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

GOD said: No, 2 days!

I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).

GOD said: No, just 1 day!

I said: Yes!

GOD asked: Which day?

I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!

GOD laughed, and said: You INDIANS know how to negotiate. But since you are praying and asking happiness for your friends, I can't refuse. I love everyone who thinks of others first, so don't you worry.

GOOD VISION WHILE DRIVING IN A DOWNPOUR

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GOOD VISION WHILE DRIVING IN A DOWNPOUR
A TIP

How to achieve good vision while driving during a heavy rainfall.

We are not sure why it is so effective just try this method when it rains heavily.

This method was told by a Police friend who had experienced and confirmed it.

It is useful...even driving at night.

Most of the motorists would turn on HIGH or FASTEST SPEED of the wipers during heavy downpour, yet the visibility in front of the windscreen is still bad......

In the event you face such a situation, just try your SUN GLASSES (any model will do), and miracle! All of a sudden, your visibility in front of your windscreen is perfectly clear, as if there is no rain.

Make sure you always have a pair of SUN GLASSES in your car, as you are not only helping yourself to drive safely with good vision, but also might save your friend's life by giving them this idea.. But try it first, so that you can confidently suggest it to someone.

Try it yourself and share it with your friends! Amazing, you still see the drops on the windshield, but not the sheet of rain falling. You can see where the rain bounces off the road. It works to eliminate the "blindness" from passing semi's spraying you too. Or the "kickup" if you are following a semi or car in the rain.

They ought to teach that little tip in driver's training. It really does work.

NOTE: The SUN GLASSES reduce the reflection / refraction of light through the rain drops, ergo, you see better!!