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Jungle mein ek sher tha
Sher bahut harami tha,
woh Jungle main kisi ki bhi le leta tha...
Paas ke Gaonwale log daarr gaye,sochane lage agar sher aise
hi
sabki leta raha to saare sher hi paida ho jayenge ..

Ek bahut
famous shikari the uska naam tha "Ek Goli Shikari"
because
wo ek hi goli mein kisi ko bhi maar deta tha...
usko bulaaya gaya
sher ke shikar ke liye...
sher ki to fut gayi...
sher bhi
hoshiyaar ho gaya...
aakhir ek baar sher shikari ko dikh hi gaya
....
aur shikari ne fire kiya..... "DHAAYAA..."
Sher
apani chalaki se bach gaya....
ab to shikari ke paas doosari goli
bhi nahi thi...
shikari ki fut gayi wo sochane laga aaj to sala maar
hi dalega...
Lekin nahi sher hansne laga ... ha ha ha ha ha....
sher ne usko bulaaya " idhar aa bhenchod, idhar aa...
shikari
gaya...sher ne bola chal khol ke jhuk ja...
shikari ne waisa hi kiya
...
sher ne shikari ki acchhi tarah bajaayee...
aur shikari ko
zinda chhod diya...
shikari ko bahut bura laga
bhenchoooood sher
ne le lee…
issey acha to saala meri jaan hi le leta....
shikari ne socha issey to badala loonga hi....


6 mahine baad shikari bahut
practice karke wapas aaya...
jungle mein sher ko dhoondhte hue...
sher ko pata laga ki ek goli shikari phir aa gaya hai...
to wo bhi
shyana ban gaya....
phir ek din shikari ne sher ko gaaon ke paas
hi
pakad liya aur goli chala di... "DHAAAY".....
lekin
sher phir bach gaya...
phir se sher ne saare gaaon walon ke samane
shikari ki le lee....
shikari ko to laga ki ab khud kushi kar
loon....
lekin phir usne socha ab to sher ne le hi lee hai..
to
ab to mai sher ko maar ke hi rahoonga...


phir shikari 1 saal baad aisi practic karke
aaya ki
agar wo aankh band karke bhi goli maare to nishane pe
lage....
phir sher hoshiyaar ho gaya...
Shikari ne sher ko dekha
jaate hue aur uske Lund ko
nishana bana kar goli maari...
sher
ko usi samay susu aaya to usne taang utha di... Nishana chook gaya...
aur sher phir bach gaya...
phir shikari ne socha oh shit aaj phir
le lega....
to sher ke bulane se pahele hi shikari ne kapade
utaar diye aur ready ho gayaa,...
Sher hansa ha ha ha ha ha
.....
Idhar aa madarchoooooood idhar aa...
shikari dar dar ke
gaya...
Sher ne kaha.... Abe bhosdike...
Sach bataa... Too yahan
shikar karne aata hai ki Gaand marvane ???

"EK GOLI SHIKARI".....