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Computer Dependency Test...

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Computer Dependency Test

Here's a quick test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.

Q: How Many Legs You Have?

Excellence

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A German once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?" "No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage." The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked. "There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work. "Where are you going to install the idol?"

Perception of a Woman Vs a Man

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Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?

Woman 2: Yes.

Woman 1: Was it good?

Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

A Girl...

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A girl is like a bird....

God's most Prettiest creation in the world....

The childhood of girls is Golden Age. After that, the world keeps them into beautiful cage....

This is an innocent creature, looks like a fairy, who loses her feather when she marry....

Potential Frauds of New Electronic Technology

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GPS

A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard.

When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND U CAN'T DENY IT

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TO ALL MY FRIENDS

Give thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend, But don't give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy ' It"s'World Best Friends Week ' ,--send this to all your good friends.Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back.

If you get more than 3 you are really-------, a lovable person ---

For SUCCESS and HAPPINESS in Life...

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Want SUCCESS and HAPPINESS in life :

You should have :

More KNOWLEDGE than others.
More INVOLVEMENT than others.
More LISTENING than others.
Less SPEAKING than others.
Less EXPECTATION from others.

[FUN] diff. between google.com & google..co.in

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OK Friends,

Try This

Open up 2 internet browser windows and go to Google.com and Google.co.in, in Google.com search bar type "removing" and you'll get to be suggestions in the drop down box such as removing wallpaper and other decent searches. Now go to Google.co.in and start typing "removing" and check out the suggestions in the drop down box, and see the difference...

Be a Believer to be an Achiever

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Be a Believer to be an Achiever…

The professor stood before his class of 30 senior molecular biology students, about to pass out the final exam. 'I have been privileged to be your instructor this semester, and I know how hard you have all worked to prepare for this test. I also know most of you are off to medical school or grad school next fall,' he said to them.

'I am well aware of how much pressure you are under to keep your GPAs up, and because I know you are all capable of understanding this material, I am prepared to offer an automatic 'B' to anyone who would prefer not to take the final.'

What do you do all day??

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What do you do all day??

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

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Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...

Computer Dependency Test...

Excellence

Perception of a Woman Vs a Man

A Girl...

Potential Frauds of New Electronic Technology

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND U CAN'T DENY IT

For SUCCESS and HAPPINESS in Life...

[FUN] diff. between google.com & google..co.in

Be a Believer to be an Achiever

What do you do all day??

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