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3 Steps to Successful Life!

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3 Steps to Successful Life !

CTRL + ALT + DEL

1) Control yourself.

2) Look for Alternative Solutions.

3) Delete or avoid the Situation which gives you tension.

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The Perfect Boss . . .

There were about 70 scientists working on a

very hectic project. All of them were really

frustrated due to the pressure of work and the

demands of their boss but everyone was loyal

to him and did not think of quitting the job.

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told

him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I

will take them to the exhibition going on in our

township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm.

His boss replied "OK, You're permitted to leave

the office early today"

The Scientist started working. He continued his

work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such

an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt

he was close to completion.The time was 8.30 PM.

Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had

given to his children. He looked for his boss, He

was not there. Having told him in the morning

itself, he closed everything and left for home. Deep

within himself, he was feeling guilty for having

disappointed his children.He reached home.

Children were not there. His wife alone was sitting

in the hall and reading magazines.

The situation was explosive, any talk would

boomerang on him. His wife asked him "Would you

like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve

dinner if you are hungry.

The man replied "If you would like to have coffee,

i too will have but what about Children ??"

Wife replied "You don't know ?? Your manager

came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children

to the exhibition "

What had really happened was ...

The boss who granted him permission was

observing him working seriously at 5.00 PM.

He thought to himself, this person will not leave

the work, but if he has promised his children they

should enjoy the visit to exhibition.

So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition

The boss does not have to do it everytime. But

once it is done, loyalty is established.

That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued

to work under their boss eventhough the stress

was tremendous.

By the way , can you hazard a guess as to who the

boss was..?

He was none other than …………………….

Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Former-President of India . . .

Please forward until everyone knows about this and it stops..!!!

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This is me.... a Baby Seal..
L o v e b e a t s

Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals!!!! They call it 'hunting' and it's a sport
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You want to call this sport ??
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Is he a sportsman???
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Why?

You're our only hope !!!
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Please let it stop. This barbarism shouldn't be possible in our society
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Don't turn your back on us, we are so defenseless, we have no guns, please help us..!!!

I know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain...!! We are being slaughtered by ruthless people and it's going on RIGHT NOW...!!!
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What gives him the right to kill us. Who is he to decide about life and death
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What kind of sport is this..?? I didn't harm anyone..!! I was just swimming around doing nothing, now I'm dead...!!
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Please help me and my friends...!! !

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You can't just ignore these images..?? Keep silent and doing nothing makes you guilty...!!
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Please help us...!!
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Please don't leave us alone...!!

L o v e b e a t s

STOP THE KILLING OF SEALS

You can make a statement by
forwarding this mail
to as many people as you can.
Bring these murderers to the attention
of world leaders.
Thank you... !!!!!

THIS IS THEIR HOME TOO.

KINDLY FORWARD THIS TO EVERY ONE U KNOW

Well Begun is Not Half Done

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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said:

"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went wan with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!!

Office Party !

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After the Office Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him..!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday".

ZooZoo Special

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Young Love..First Love

Job joining day

Time with friends

celebrations with friends

Quarrel with friends

Having great time with loved one

Making up the loved one

Yippee time!

And the Best one “IT engineer”

Nokia X6

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General	2G Network	GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
	3G Network	HSDPA 900 / 1900 / 2100 - excl. Lat. America & Brazil
	Announced	2009, September
	Status	Available. Released 2009, December

Size	Dimensions	111 x 51 x 13.8 mm
Size	Weight	122 g

Display	Type	TFT capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
	Size	360 x 640 pixels, 3.2 inches
		- Proximity sensor for auto turn-off - Accelerometer sensor for auto-rotate - Scratch-resistant glass surface

Sound	Alert types	Vibration; Downloadable polyphonic, MP3 ringtones
	Speakerphone	Yes, with stereo speakers
		- 3.5 mm audio jack

Memory	Phonebook	Practically unlimited entries and fields, Photocall
	Call records	Detailed, max 30 days
	Internal	32 GB storage, 128 MB RAM
	Card slot	No

Data	GPRS	Class 32
	EDGE	Class 32
	3G	HSDPA, 3.6 Mbps
	WLAN	Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g, UPnP technology
	Bluetooth	Yes, v2.0 with A2DP
	Infrared port	No
	USB	Yes, v2.0 microUSB

Camera	Primary	5 MP, 2592x1944 pixels, Carl Zeiss optics, autofocus, Dual LED flash, video light
	Features	Geo-tagging
	Video	Yes, VGA@30fps
	Secondary	Yes, QCIF@15fps

Features	OS	Symbian OS v9.4, Series 60 rel. 5
	CPU	ARM 11 434 MHz processor
	Messaging	SMS, MMS, Email, Instant Messaging
	Browser	WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML, RSS feeds
	Radio	Stereo FM radio with RDS
	Games	Spore, D Mix Tour, Asphalt4 + downloadable
	Colors	Blue on White, Red on Black
	GPS	Yes, with A-GPS support; Ovi Maps 3.0
	Java	Yes, MIDP 2.1
		- Nokia WH-500 stereo headset in the retail package - WMV/RV/MP4/3GP player - MP3/WMA/WAV/RA/AAC/M4A player - Organizer - Photo editor - Voice command/dial - TV-out - Flash Lite 3.0 - T9

Battery		Standard battery, Li-Ion 1320 mAh (BL-5J)
	Stand-by	Up to 401 h (2G) / 420 h (3G)
	Talk time	Up to 8 h 30 min (2G) / 6 h (3G)
	Music play	Up to 35 h

Misc	SAR US	1.31 W/kg (head) 1.13 W/kg (body)
	SAR EU	1.11 W/kg (head)
	Price group

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Beyond words- must see !!!

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Love and Sorrow...Felt By All living Creatures

Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal.
She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road.

Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion..

He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead.
He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for swallows!

Aware that his sweetheart is dead and will never come back to him again, He cries with adoring love.

He stood beside her, saddened of her death.

Finally aware that she would never return to him, he
Stood beside her body with sadness and sorrow.

Millions of people cried after watching this picture in America and Europe and even in India . It is said that the Photographer sold these pictures for a nominal fee to the Most famous newspaper in France . All copies of that Newspaper were sold out on the day these pictures were published.

And many people think animals don't have a brain or feelings?????

Don’t kill animals...

Nokia X3

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Nokia X3 review: Music X-three-M Read opinions Compare Pictures 360° view Related (new) Manual

General	2G Network	GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
	Announced	2009, September
	Status	Available. Released 2009, December

Size	Dimensions	96 x 49.3 x 14.1 mm, 65.8 cc
Size	Weight	103 g

Display	Type	TFT, 256K colors
Display	Size	240 x 320 pixels, 2.2 inches

Sound	Alert types	Vibration; Downloadable polyphonic, MP3 ringtones
	Speakerphone	Yes, with stereo speakers
		- 3.5 mm audio jack - Dedicated music keys

Memory	Phonebook	2000 entries, Photocall
	Call records	20 dialed, 20 received, 20 missed calls
	Internal	46 MB
	Card slot	microSD, up to 16GB, 2GB included, buy memory

Data	GPRS	Class 32
	EDGE	Class 32, 296 / 178.8 kbits
	3G	No
	WLAN	No
	Bluetooth	Yes, v2.1 with A2DP
	Infrared port	No
	USB	Yes, microUSB

Camera	Primary	3.2 MP, 2048x1536 pixels, enhanced fixed focus
	Video	Yes, QCIF@15fps
	Secondary	No

Features	Messaging	SMS (threaded view), MMS, Email
	Browser	WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML
	Radio	Stereo FM radio with RDS; built-in antenna
	Games	Yes + downloadable
	Colors	Red on Black, Blue on Silver
	GPS	No
	Java	Yes, MIDP 2.1
		- MP4/H.263/H.264/WMV player - MP3/WAV/eAAC+/WMA player - Organizer - Voice memo - Flash Lite 3.0 - T9

Battery		Standard battery, Li-Ion 860 mAh (BL-4CT)
	Stand-by	Up to 200 h
	Talk time	Up to 7 h 30 min
	Music play	Up to 26 h

Misc	SAR US	1.28 W/kg (head) 0.72 W/kg (body)
	SAR EU	0.73 W/kg (head)
	Price group

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PROUD TO BE A SIKH

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PROUD TO BE A SIKH

"PROUD TO BE A SIKH" Because...SIKH'S contribute 33% of total income tax, 67% of total charity fund, we are 45% of Indian Army, 59000+ Gurudwaras serve LANGAR to approximately 59,00,000 people everyday and all this when we are only 1.4% of total INDIAN POPULATION. Proud to be a sikh ....

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Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...

3 Steps to Successful Life!

Awesome i realy loved it ........... -- Pls read !!

Please forward until everyone knows about this and it stops..!!!

Well Begun is Not Half Done

Office Party !

ZooZoo Special

Nokia X6

Beyond words- must see !!!

Nokia X3

PROUD TO BE A SIKH

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